So, for said nameless cousin-in-law, i am now experimenting with a short "toilet paper" for her potty- time amusement.
Sadly, i have probably already gone past the allotted toilet time reading limit, so we'll just have to hope for a twinge of constipation.
Here it is: The premier publication of the Humble Toilet Paper, Roll 1, Square 1.
What kind of forest grows in the bathroom?
A toiletry forest!
Get it? TOILET trees!!!!!???????
Have a great day, Patsy! and toilet readers everywhere!